8 Signs Your Pet Thinks You're A Loser
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So you keep thinking that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are 8 reasons your pet thinks you are a loser:
1. You believe the name of the pet food. If it says 'Choice' or 'Premium', you believe what the name tells you. Some company has spent millions of dollars studying which name sells the most dog food or cat food. Who am I to question research?
2. You base your pet's food decision by who has the sweetest commercial. Those cute dogs and cats in the commercial - Awwww, you just have to buy that food.
3. You purchase your pet's food from the same store you buy your food. Helllloooo - this is a food store, isn't it? Besides, you can get a 20 pound bag for only $7.00. They all look the same, who needs a fancy, high priced pet store?
4. Organic my #%%! You were born at night, but it wasn't last night. You know high quality food when you visit the drive thru of your favorite fast food restaurant. Your pet knows it too! Those organic weirdo's are being taken for a ride!
5. You don't worry if it's from China! That pet food recall thing has been fixed - hasn't it?
6. Chemicals - Smemicals. That's just some psycho saying chemical preservatives can cause cancer! The FDA says it safe!
7. Antioxidants - seriously, get a life! All this garbage about 'free radicals' is some health nut craze. It's probably the same losers that started those rumors about second hand smoke! And what? Chelated or proteinated minerals? Same losers trying to sell me high priced pet food for no good reason.
8. Other pets are just lucky. Like your neighbor's dog that is 14 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some fancy health food. But that's just luck. You'd rather not talk about it anymore.
Congratulations! Your pet thinks you're a loser.
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